“But I’ve been trying to get famous for years,” you moan. “And I’ve not got so much as a mention in the Gillyford parish newsletter, despite my whimsical yodelling, futuristic attire and early-morning cartwheel rituals on the village green.”
Well, we understand that celebrity can be hard to come by, however diligently you court it. So to make it a little easier for you to grab that elusive front page spot, we’re bringing giant 3D newspapers to cities around the country.
How is this helping Red Cross enthusiasts claim column inches? Well, dear fame-hungry fundraisers, these giant newspapers can be personalised.